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Friday, October 30, 2009
Dear Parents, WELCOME TO SIAOGILA INSTITUTION. HERE, WE DO RETARDED THINGS LIKE tYpINg liKE ThiS. Education means nothing to us. History................................................ This fine institution is established by Shu Tian the Awesome and Yuling the Urine in October 2009. Its still october now, so......... What! You think we are no good enough for your child?! @#%$$@/ you. Keep reading or you die. School Motto - Nurturing terrorists of the future. School Mission - To nurture future terrorists in time for the apocalypse. School Vision - A school that has a spoiled reputation and a place for unsafe sex/ Classes......... the students self-teach themselves. we have many classes: --> ear piercing - Students learn to pierce ear holes with sewing needles. --> catwalk - We teach baby kittens how to walk --> evil 101 - How our students become terrorists --> flying - Our most challenging class, no survivors to date --> loitering - No one ha failed this class --> jewellery designing - We design jewellery for Ris Low. How else do you think she won? --> sex educational - Reserved for dirty wild people. --> Straw biting - To develop strong teeth --> Singlish - Reserved for the British --> Driving - this course is .... Crash! Boomz!!!!!!!! -->Rubik's cube - We don't solve, we jumble and make those rubiks cube comp more challenging CCA --> Hotdog making - Students stuff meat into condoms and send them off into supermarkets. --> Rubber gloves making - By popular demand --> Urinal repair (For girls) --> Pad stuffing (For guys) --> Blackmail and torture - Hardcore terrorists students --> Bullying- BULLS Assembly We invite special guest to our school every week for assembly to provide an out of the world learning expierience. Last week, we had Albert Einstein. Yup, he is dead. But nothing is impossible in this school. All we did was to dig up his body from the grave. We then dragged his corpse to our school. TA DAA. From this our students have learnt what a dead person looks like and smells like. How do you know your child is Siaogila material? --> Every morning he/she eats lunch. --> Your child has his/her sanity questioned by psychologists worldwide. --> He/She cannot tell a building from a hamster. --> Your child can do the chicken dance in a very sexy manner. --> Your child told you' "I'm Siaogila material!!!!!!!!" Schooling. A normal school day at the institution starts at 6.47 in the morning and ends at 5.43 in the morning the next day. Each lesson lasts for 1.19355864 hours with a 858.3867389 minute recess. Uniform. To save you the cost of buying a uniform. You can make it yourself. Just get a potato sack and cut holes for the arms, legs, head and penis if necessary. Top off with a sash made of toilet paper that says "I love you and everyone else" Estimated cost is 17cents. School fees As Siaogila is barely a school, we have a very very low school fee. Not 16cents a week, not 16cents a month but 160000000000000000cents per second! Affordable!!! How to get in. Our PSLE cutoff point is 300, so the only way you can get in is via DSA. DSA option 1 - Write "I love meatballs" on your back and jump off a biulding. Immediate entry upon confirmation of surviva; DSA option 2 - Join our face book group. SO JOIN TODAY AND HAVE A COMPLIMENTARY HAPPY MEAL COURTESY OF KFC~~ # Not intended to offend anyone. This is just a joke REMEMBER TO ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN SIOGILA!!!! ps the date n time of the post is WEIRD~ |
YULING♥ I studied at Admiralty Primary n is now studying at Yishun Town Secondary School. My CCA is photography Club. I love listening to nice songs(: If u simply dun lyk my blog, just simply press Alt + F4. pee/ass:th picture above is not me. I am too lazy to change the picture:P
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