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Friday, October 30, 2009
Dear Parents, WELCOME TO SIAOGILA INSTITUTION. HERE, WE DO RETARDED THINGS LIKE tYpINg liKE ThiS. Education means nothing to us. History................................................ This fine institution is established by Shu Tian the Awesome and Yuling the Urine in October 2009. Its still october now, so......... What! You think we are no good enough for your child?! @#%$$@/ you. Keep reading or you die. School Motto - Nurturing terrorists of the future. School Mission - To nurture future terrorists in time for the apocalypse. School Vision - A school that has a spoiled reputation and a place for unsafe sex/ Classes......... the students self-teach themselves. we have many classes: --> ear piercing - Students learn to pierce ear holes with sewing needles. --> catwalk - We teach baby kittens how to walk --> evil 101 - How our students become terrorists --> flying - Our most challenging class, no survivors to date --> loitering - No one ha failed this class --> jewellery designing - We design jewellery for Ris Low. How else do you think she won? --> sex educational - Reserved for dirty wild people. --> Straw biting - To develop strong teeth --> Singlish - Reserved for the British --> Driving - this course is .... Crash! Boomz!!!!!!!! -->Rubik's cube - We don't solve, we jumble and make those rubiks cube comp more challenging CCA --> Hotdog making - Students stuff meat into condoms and send them off into supermarkets. --> Rubber gloves making - By popular demand --> Urinal repair (For girls) --> Pad stuffing (For guys) --> Blackmail and torture - Hardcore terrorists students --> Bullying- BULLS Assembly We invite special guest to our school every week for assembly to provide an out of the world learning expierience. Last week, we had Albert Einstein. Yup, he is dead. But nothing is impossible in this school. All we did was to dig up his body from the grave. We then dragged his corpse to our school. TA DAA. From this our students have learnt what a dead person looks like and smells like. How do you know your child is Siaogila material? --> Every morning he/she eats lunch. --> Your child has his/her sanity questioned by psychologists worldwide. --> He/She cannot tell a building from a hamster. --> Your child can do the chicken dance in a very sexy manner. --> Your child told you' "I'm Siaogila material!!!!!!!!" Schooling. A normal school day at the institution starts at 6.47 in the morning and ends at 5.43 in the morning the next day. Each lesson lasts for 1.19355864 hours with a 858.3867389 minute recess. Uniform. To save you the cost of buying a uniform. You can make it yourself. Just get a potato sack and cut holes for the arms, legs, head and penis if necessary. Top off with a sash made of toilet paper that says "I love you and everyone else" Estimated cost is 17cents. School fees As Siaogila is barely a school, we have a very very low school fee. Not 16cents a week, not 16cents a month but 160000000000000000cents per second! Affordable!!! How to get in. Our PSLE cutoff point is 300, so the only way you can get in is via DSA. DSA option 1 - Write "I love meatballs" on your back and jump off a biulding. Immediate entry upon confirmation of surviva; DSA option 2 - Join our face book group. SO JOIN TODAY AND HAVE A COMPLIMENTARY HAPPY MEAL COURTESY OF KFC~~ # Not intended to offend anyone. This is just a joke REMEMBER TO ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN SIOGILA!!!! ps the date n time of the post is WEIRD~ paiseh change blogskin again... yesterday gt back results still not very satisfied... chinese 74 [1 more mark can get A1] :( english 55 [passed:)] mathematics 73 [2 more marks can get A1] :( science 75 [yes, A1]:) geography & history 65 [yes, B3]:) although i got level position 36, i may still get into 2e4 cos of my poor CIP.. only 11 hours including CHD [Community Heart Day]...tinghui, shutian, dawn, serena, etc. out of the top 40 for level position, dun get sad.. even if u cnt gt into 2e3 [touch wood] we can still all strive to get into the best class in sec 3..muz lyk tinghui n shutian b cheerful..dun cos of tat results let u down..now is holiday..relaz, revise, doing hw... sian~ december holiday oso gt hw~~ lol joyce teach mi how to differentiate FT Island n SHINee teach until nearly vomit blood... paiseh~ if i can't even differentiate 10 ppl [FT Island-5 ppl SHINee- 5 ppl] how can i even differentiate super junior with 13 ppl??!! i lyk leehongki from FT Island n all from SHINee except tat gorilla faced which i forgot his name [his fans dun beat mi ah...] n leeteuk, yesung n mayb hangeng from super junior....big bang songs oso quite nice... okay, enough of hua chi actions~ to those who r going to drop to other classes, dun feel sad at least we're in the same skool~ happy:) Thursday, October 22, 2009 paiseh i change my blogskin again cos my sister wanna use the dancing sheep blogskin & then i dun wan same as her then change lorh~ paiseh i noe this blogskin is kind of mushy but it's cute[the drawing]at least i gt delete the three words.. LoL~nvm if u dunno wat i mean.. sian~ gt reflection 500 words then still gt parent teacher conference... scared i in it.. i noe i gt slip.. geography vv bad almost fail~ sian~ hope never choose mii larh~ btw if u wan more info on SIAOGILA insituition, pls loook at the notes in hg shu tian's profile~ constantly changing~ LoL~ oh ya wish sherina[indonesian cendawan maid] happy belated birthday~ sian~ i wanna go out wif primary skool frenz so i go ask tution frenz first then i ask them can holidays?? then they were lyk i gt CCA lerh~ it looks lyk i'm the bo liao n free one~ btw the links gt problem pls do not go press... it will only end up page not found~ i'm still trying to solve tis problem~ so u can still put ur blog url in the tagboard then i can link~ thks~ LOL~ nth to write le lerh~ bb~ Tuesday, October 20, 2009 lalala...here i come~ c my beginning of tis entry confirm noe i not sad bout my results~ yahoo!! okay larh actually my results.... english only gt back paper 2 which i only gt 23 out of 40 but at least i never fail... i hope paper 1 gt pass then my english pass le!!!!! i'm so happy!!! LoL~ but gt alot of ppl gt higher than mii~ 23 - mii~ 24 - serena, vivien, shutian 25 - jiayuan 26 - i 4gt le~ 27 - papaya [ying yuan] 28 - vivian too, etc. 29 - jeffery 36 - darren wth lorh darren gt so HIGH~ gt 30 plus over 40 le~ he dun nid worry whether he would fail or not alr lorh~ since when did his english so gd one ah? i should go ask felicia... in primary skool, he better than mii in english, math n science but i better than him in chinese:] then PSLE i higher than him 1 mark.. i'm so happy till now~ today oso gt science~ i gt a1 (75) for my paper which i'm so happy~~ then qns 16 ans should b D, not C so i gt correct~ one mark more so tat makes it 76.1111111111111.........~ LoL~ i was scared tat i gt b3 or b4~ at least an A,man, i told myself~ YES!!!! today only explain the bullshit for the Chinese paper 1.. but i confirm i never go out of the qns (?) which means i pass my content mark~~~ then teacher gt say mine n joyce's considered the best?? among the class among tat qns... i was writing bullshit~ anyhow write, i tin it's from the fang cun jian... LoL~ teacher never discover yet~ oh ya today after recess i tin vivien cry... idk y.. some1 make her angry n sad~ hope tat some1 go apologise to her or sth~ she very scary the whole LS n science lesson very emo~ cheer up man!! LoL~ idk wat else to write alr~ so bb!~ Sunday, October 18, 2009 so sry now then post [gt ppl complain le larh] cos recently gt this obsession of facebook. LoL. i realise tat my blog entry mayb tooo singlish, so mayb in the FUTURE i go make a post with proper english n punctuation. now it's after eoy, so relaxed but scared about the results. everybody [okay almost everybody] tin tat math is tough le... oh ya give u all a 'warning' the post examination activities r not really wat u all tin of. it's just.... kind of confidential... LoL.. oh ya another thing: we have the SIAOGILA institution. All siaogila are welcome to join. Just inform us and join the group on Facebook. But u must kind of have proof to show that u are a siaogila. LoL~ i'm the vice principal n shutian is the principal. i tin cos shutian is more siaogila than mii so tat's y she's the principal. the students only gt caiwei n ting hui. at siaogila institution, the students self-teach themselves. we have many classes: ear piercing, catwalk, evil, flying, loitering, jewellery designing, sex educational, making hamburger n hotdog, note taking, siaogila, singlish, torture, blackmail, rubber gloves making, biting straw, driving and rubik's cube [fyi, this class does not teach u how to solve rubik's cube but to make it messy for sherina to solve] class. the students may choose any of these classes not all. there is still CCA but u nid to clarify this with the principal. if you have any queries or wat, tagboard~ Monday, October 5, 2009 lalala here I come... wakakaka... todae finally can eat the cake we have another celebration of Mrs Tan birthday... coz of ppl lyk mii never stay back 1... during recess idk who [i tin serena they all] go trick mrs tan come to the classroom... the classroom was in chaos they all was 'shouting' mrs tan is coming here soon n stand in 2 rows, then Mrs Tan was lyk open the door... SILENCE...every1 not at the same tym pull tat poppers thing.. mii n st dunno how to use n then she give up n put back the poppers but i never put back[lol] st started tat stupid makeover thing n ask almost every1 to makeover felicia kana sabo nid to makeover oso.. lol can't imagine felicia n mii being lyk mrs tan in the last photo of class blog.. haha lol... todae mother tongue damm sian... nid go upn say cheng yu story.... then lyk i 4gt then borrow joyce's electronic dictionary go search for tis yu gong yi shan... I WANNA WATCH TAT YI DA LI MOVIE!!!! teacher damm.... jux cos of kissing scene then dun let us c... but at least we wouldn't fall asleep [lyk the china history video] lalala here i go... bb.... Friday, October 2, 2009 lalala here i come..... wakaka[learnt from ting hui n epop lol] l8r my sis's fren coming here to revise for tat PSLE.... I'm gonna in big trouble, i'm telling u!!! They will kip on asking u wat is photosynthesis, etc. the ans is easily found in the textbook n they should rmb all those stuff.... i would b so happy [n i would probably cry?? idk] wen she gt a T-score tat is beyond my expectation of her... she say she wanna gt 230 then i wish her gd luck then... Visitors can oso go to my sis's blog to wish her gd luck... i guess i should do my hw b4 they come as i'm a easily distracted person, i admit it myself... lalala i realise my links r pathetic... n can u all link mi oso? i went to some of the blogs then it's either the tagboard or my com gt problems... i cannot ask u all to link mii [eg. caiwei, lena, shutian after she change her blogskin, etc.] not saying tat the fault is in ur blogs but my com... pathetic I WAN A LAPTOP OR NOTEBOOK!!!!~~ i feel so sian.... i wanna watch the video of mrs tan surprise birthday party... shutian n I should have stayed back.... regretting~~ TIMOTHY TAY LE XUAN u better put up the video!!!! lol i dun tian he would even come n visit tis blog... he would b busily watching the last post of the sunrise's blog p/s [toh ting hui] i go the blog they say there isn't tis blog.... out of boredom can u pls kindly tell mi ur blog url? Thursday, October 1, 2009 haha i'm back.... the chinese paper i tin lyk very hard loh... i tin talking bout racism... idk n idc [i dun care] juz now go elaine's blog then "discovered many other blogs... i'm so happy coz can link them then can noe more bout their "future"? i realise most of my fren go join UGs i tin it's 4 the O levels tin n they always have fun tgr as a BIG group... n i kind of envy them for tat part... now is the frustration part!!!!!~~~~ our class gt tis newsletter 4 sec 1 parents then i in it then i in charge of 1e6... jux now go check my email... DON HAV!!! now i kind of regret joining tis group... but wat's done cannot be undone... last tym go visit mou mou ren blog... i tin he lyk scold mi loh... never ask u go bother rite... wah u very close with ahem n ahem horh say mi wat too bored go add ppl... none of ur business rite... wtf loh... gt anyone go ask u c the photos with a gun pointing at ur head rite? shi ni zi zi yao kan, guan wo bi shi!!!!! p/s hu noe how to c the drama photos???? damm irritating cannot find???? how???? |
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